PFT – Is new Dolphins quarterback Jay Cutler in good enough shape to play after spending the last few months in retirement? “The good thing is I play quarterback so I don’t have to be in that great cardiovascular shape,” Cutler said with a smile today.
Ahhh it’s good to have smokin Jay back. The Dolphins have a good to very good receiving core, a couple of very talented backs, and needed a QB1 since Tannehill went down for the year a few days ago. Cutler was set to languish in a broadcast booth, that rocket of a right arm and method of answering reports as curmudgeonly as possible both going to waste. Down goes Tannehill and bingo, it’s a match made in heaven.
The only issue here was that Cutler spent the summer throwin back daquiris and smackin Cavallari on the ass every time she walked by him and not getting up 6am to get a run in. Might be breathing a little heavy on day one. No big deal though because you don’t exactly need to be a triathlete to perform a textbook 7-step drop. How many of these so called “endurance athletes” are there in the world? Can any of them throw a back shoulder fade? No? Didn’t think so. So get off Cutlers back and let him do his thing.
Jay Cutler has shitty cardio? DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON’T CAAAAAARRRRREEEEE..
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